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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gillpickle:

my babies are big, strong

THEIR FEATHERS STILL HAVE NOT COME IN YET BUT THAT IS OKAY
I STILL LOVE YOU
MY WEIRD FEATHERLESS CHICKEN BABIES

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gillpickle:

my babies are big, strong

THEIR FEATHERS STILL HAVE NOT COME IN YET BUT THAT IS OKAY

I STILL LOVE YOU

MY WEIRD FEATHERLESS CHICKEN BABIES

(Source: worldofthecutestcuties)

the-otp-gay-off:

meow-iarty:

Imagine Sherlock character’s as the Scooby Doo gang.  

Sherlock would always say, ‘Let’s split up gang!’ But he and John always go together and everyone wonders why until Molly catches them making out and is like, ‘Jinkys!’ 

Sherlock:  ”Me and John will check out the bedrooms”

(Source: martinicumberbitch)

swiggityswagjeansafag:

six-sixteen:

kingofhispaniola:

rosethatgrewfromdaconcrete:

memoirsofadopechick:

Fascinating!

My jaw literally dropped

Adam the very first man was a giant. ..Muslim tumblr can you guys please tell me how tall he was I forgot it’s not in the Quran I don’t recall it being there but there’s a Hadith on it

THE WORLD IS SO INTERESTING

(Source: cultureunseen)

constellationsammy:

negativecos:

more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year” 

can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or

unclefather:

i don’t read “uwu” as a smiley face in my head i read it as “ooo woo”